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Ransom Note Generator

Generate absurd ransom notes for household hostages

🎭 For entertainment only! These are silly notes about household items, not actual threats. Please use responsibly (and maybe leave one on the fridge).

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💡 Delivery Suggestions

  • • Leave it on the kitchen counter with a suspicious sock
  • • Slide it under a door with dramatic music playing
  • • Text it at 3 AM for maximum confusion
  • • Read it aloud in your best movie villain voice
  • • Attach it to the fridge with the most passive-aggressive magnet you own