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Email Decoder

Translate what professional emails actually mean

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"per my last email"

I already told you this and I'm annoyed you didn't read it

"as per our conversation"

I'm creating a paper trail because I don't trust you

"going forward"

I'm done dealing with the mess you made, let's pretend it didn't happen

"just following up"

You ignored my last email and I'm not happy about it

"hope this helps"

I've done my part, don't bother me again

"please advise"

I have no idea what to do and I'm making this your problem